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Sense of Humor

Sense of Humor

If Mama Ain't Happy
Home Office Decoration - Blah Blah Blah
Office Decorating - When Pigs Fly
Lodge Decoration - Sit Relax Gossip
Aged to Perfection
Dish Wash - Wishes Won't Wash Dishes
Never Trust a SKINNY Cook
Kitchen Decorating - Sexy Women Have Messy Kitchens
Under Paid - Over Worked
The devil made me do it
Live Now . . . Dust Later
Bathroom Rules
I'm Creative, Not Neat
Mother Gift Idea - Martha Stewart (Long)
Old Age is not for Wimps
I'm not BOSSY I just have good ideas
Chaos, Panic, & Disorder
Kid Room Decorating - No Monsters Allowed
Office Decoration - QUITYERBELLYACHIN!
Western Sign - House Rules
House Rules II
Martha Who?
Enter At Your Own Risk
Some Of My Best Friends
Man Cave
(Personalized) Man Cave
when in doubt . . . MUMBLE
REAL MEN use duct tape
No Bloody Swearin'!
Olive You!
Firemen are HOT!
Funny Sign..."Unicorns Are Lame" - Said Nobody Ever
Funny Sign...#Firstletmetakeaselfie
Funny Sign...20 Percent Stud 80 Percent Muffin
Funny Sign...3 Of The Voices In My Head Want To Sleep. The Other One Wants
Funny Sign...333 I'm Only Half Evil
Funny Sign...5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This Is The Word Women Use
Funny Sign...5 Kinds Of Fear: Panic, Terror, 15 Missed Calls From Mom
Funny Sign...5 Out Of 4 People Have A Problem With Fractions
Funny Sign...667 - Evil And Then Some
Funny Sign...A Closed Mouth Gathers No Feet
Funny Sign...A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night
Funny Sign...A Diet Is A Selection Of Food That Makes Other People Lose Weight
Funny Sign...A Fisherman Lives Here With A Normal Person
Funny Sign...A Gal's Gotta Do What A Gal's Gotta Do
Funny Sign...A Horse Walks Into A Bar, And The Bartender Says, "Hey, Why The Long Face?"
Funny Sign...A Man's Home Is His Castle. But His Garage Is His Sanctuary
Funny Sign...A Penny Saved Is A Government Oversight
Funny Sign...A Quaint Drinking Village With A Fishing Problem
Funny Sign...A Woman Going Out Saying, "I'll Be Ready In 5 Minutes"
Funny Sign...A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle
Funny Sign...Accept Your Irrelevance. (With Cat Graphic)
Funny Sign...Adapt Or Die
Funny Sign...Adjust
Funny Sign...Affordable Healthcare - Grow It Yourself
Funny Sign...After Monday And Tuesday Even The Calendar Says WTF
Funny Sign...Agenda For The Day: Let The Dog In. Let The Dog Out
Funny Sign...Ah, I See The Screw-Up Fairy Was Here Again
Funny Sign...Ah...Looks Like It's F@#k This Sh*t O'Clock
Funny Sign...All Your Fine Words And All Your Good Wishes
Funny Sign...Alright...Who Cut One?! (Image Of Trees In A Row)
Funny Sign...Always Be Yourself! (Unless You Suck)
Funny Sign...Always Be Yourself. Unless You Can Be A Unicorn. Then
Funny Sign...Always Read Something That Will Make You Look Good If
Funny Sign...Always Remember That You're Unique. Just Like Everyone Else
Funny Sign...Always The Padawan, Never The Jedi
Funny Sign...An Army Of Squirrels Is Still An Army
Funny Sign...And I Thought To Myself, What The Hell Would We Do Without
Funny Sign...And Yet Another Day Has Passed And I Did Not
Funny Sign...Anything That CAN Go Wrong, WILL Go Wrong
Funny Sign...Anything That Makes You Giggle, Smile, Or Laugh...Buy It Or Marry It
Funny Sign...Are You Kidding Me
Funny Sign...Ask Not For Whom The Dog Barks. It Barks For Thee
Funny Sign...Asses Must Be Kicked
Funny Sign...At This Point, All You Can Do Is Open The Chute, Let Her Buck
Funny Sign...Attention: Who Does The Laundry Keeps The Coin
Funny Sign...Attitude Problem
Funny Sign...Avid Indoorsman
Funny Sign...Backup Garage
Funny Sign...Bad Decisions Make Good Stories
Funny Sign...Bad Spelers Of The World - Untie
Funny Sign...Bang Head Here
Funny Sign...Bassackwards
Funny Sign...Bathroom Rules - Wash Brush Floss Flush
Funny Sign...Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid
Funny Sign...Be Nice Or Go Away
Funny Sign...Be Nice To Your Children. They Choose Your Nursing Home
Funny Sign...Be The Kind Of Woman That When Your Feet Hit The Floor
Funny Sign...Because I'm The Nice One
Funny Sign...Bed & Breakfast ~ You Make Both
Funny Sign...Before You Criticize Someone, You Should Walk A Mile In Their Shoes
Funny Sign...Before You Diagnose Yourself With Depression Or Low Self-Esteem
Funny Sign...Before You Get To Be Old And Wise
Funny Sign...Behind Every Successful Rancher There's A Wife Who Works In Town
Funny Sign...Behind Every Successful Woman Is A Fabulous Purse
Funny Sign...Behold - Fartacus
Funny Sign...Believe Those Who Seek The Truth. Doubt Those Who Find It
Funny Sign...Below Is A List Of Ways To Win An Argument With A Woman
Funny Sign...Better To Have Fished And Lied Than To Never Have Fished At All
Funny Sign...Beware - Dog Can't Hold Its Licker
Funny Sign...Beware - My Last Drink Was From A Bottle Of Bitch
Funny Sign...Beware Of Owner ~ The Dog
Funny Sign...Beware Of Wiener! (Picture Of Dachshund)
Funny Sign...Beware Of Wife
Funny Sign...Beyond Bitch
Funny Sign...Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle. I Want To Ride My Bicycle
Funny Sign...Biker Bitch
Funny Sign...Birds Of A Feather Flock Together And Crap On Your Car
Funny Sign...Bitch Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It
Funny Sign...Bitching, Whining, Pissing & Moaning; Just Some Of The Services I Offer
Funny Sign...Bless This Mess
Funny Sign...Boldly Going Nowhere
Funny Sign...Bollocks
Funny Sign...Book Envy
Funny Sign...Book Junkie
Funny Sign...Born Again Virgin
Funny Sign...Born Free Now I'm Expensive
Funny Sign...Born To Play Golf
Funny Sign...Bow Down. (With Crown Graphic)
Funny Sign...Boyfriend? That's A Funny Way To Say Netflix
Funny Sign...Breaking News: The Pity Train Has Just Derailed
Funny Sign...Broomstick Parking - All Others Will Be Toad
Funny Sign...Buckle Up! It Makes It Harder For The Aliens To Suck You Out Of Your Car
Funny Sign...Build A Bridge And Get Over It
Funny Sign...Business Hours - We Are Open - We Are Open For Business
Funny Sign...Business Hours Subject To Change During Fishing Season
Funny Sign...Business Hours Subject To Change During Hunting Season
Funny Sign...Business Prayer For The Day
Funny Sign...Caddy Shack
Funny Sign...Calories (Noun) Tiny Creatures That Live In Your Closet And
Funny Sign...Camping - It's In-Tents
Funny Sign...Can I Get Caller ID For The Voices In My Head
Funny Sign...Can I Retire Now
Funny Sign...Can We Declare A Snow Day
Funny Sign...Can't Stop Won't Stop
Funny Sign...Can't Talk Now. The Squirrels Are Watching
Funny Sign...Can't, I'm Booked (Image Of Books)
Funny Sign...Cancel My Subscription, I Don't Need Your Issues
Funny Sign...Careful Or You'll End Up In My Novel
Funny Sign...Cat Spoken Here
Funny Sign...Cats Are Like Potato Chips. It's Hard To Have Just One
Funny Sign...Caution - You Are In The Whatever Zone
Funny Sign...Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage (Large)
Funny Sign...Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage. (Small)
Funny Sign...Chaos, Panic, & Disorder. My Work Here Is Done
Funny Sign...Chicks Dig The Long Ball
Funny Sign...Cinderella Is Proof...Shoes Can Change Your Life
Funny Sign...Classy, Sassy, And A Bit Smart Assy
Funny Sign...Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Funny Sign...Clothing Optional Beyond This Point
Funny Sign...Comment Loading... (Progress Bar)
Funny Sign...Computer Whisperer
Funny Sign...Consider This Diem Carped
Funny Sign...Contrary To Popular Belief, No One Owes You Anything
Funny Sign...Cook? I Did That Already
Funny Sign...Cowboy Boots Are My Weakness
Funny Sign...Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts
Funny Sign...Cowboy Words Of Wisdom - Never Kick A Fresh Turd On A Hot Day
Funny Sign...Cowboys Are My Weakness
Funny Sign...Cowboys Are My Weakness (Curly)
Funny Sign...CRAY
Funny Sign...Crazy Cat Lady
Funny Sign...Crazytown, USA
Funny Sign...Ctrl+Alt+Del
Funny Sign...Curmudgeon
Funny Sign...DADD - Dads Against Daughters Dating
Funny Sign...Dain Bramaged
Funny Sign...Damn Straight, I Keep Score
Funny Sign...Danger - Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain
Funny Sign...Danger! Ninjas, Pirates, Lasers, And Shit
Funny Sign...Dark Matter Made Me Do It
Funny Sign...Dark, Smoky & Loud - My Favorite Place To Be
Funny Sign...Deadlines Amuse Me
Funny Sign...Dear Autocorrect, At No Point Have I Ever Meant "Ducking."
Funny Sign...Dear God, Deliver Us From Mondays
Funny Sign...Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Forgot
Funny Sign...Dear Lord, Deliver Me From Teenagers
Funny Sign...Dear Lord, Please Grant Me The Ability To Punch People In The Face
Funny Sign...Dear Math: I Am Not A Therapist
Funny Sign...Dear Santa, This Year, I Would Like A Big Fat Bank Account
Funny Sign...Deja Moo - The Feeling You've Heard This Bull Before
Funny Sign...Denial Is My Happy Place
Funny Sign...Deny...Deny...Deny
Funny Sign...Did You Ever Notice: The Roman Numerals For Forty Are XL
Funny Sign...Dios Mio
Funny Sign...Diplomacy: The Art Of Letting Others Do It My Way
Funny Sign...Do I Look Like A Freakin' People Person
Funny Sign...Do I Look Like The Help Desk
Funny Sign...Do Not Argue With An Idiot, He Will Drag You Down
Funny Sign...Do Not Make Me Use My Nurse Voice
Funny Sign...Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Cats. For They Are Cunning
Funny Sign...Do Not Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen
Funny Sign...Do Not Walk Behind Me, For I May Not Lead. Do Not Walk Ahead
Funny Sign...Do You Really Want Me To Open Up My Can Of Bitch
Funny Sign...Do You Really Want Me To Open Up My Can Of Whoop-Ass
Funny Sign...Does Running Late Count As Exercise
Funny Sign...Dog Spoken Here
Funny Sign...Domestically Disabled
Funny Sign...Don't Bother Me, I'm Living Happily Ever After
Funny Sign...Don't Get Confused Between My Personality And My Attitude
Funny Sign...Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle
Funny Sign...Don't Grow Up. It's A Trap
Funny Sign...Don't Let Your Mind Wander...It's Much Too Small
Funny Sign...Don't Make Me Flip My Witch-Switch
Funny Sign...Don't Mess With This Old Bitch
Funny Sign...Don't Ruin My Story With Your Logic
Funny Sign...Dysfunction Junction
Funny Sign...Dust Protects Furniture
Funny Sign...Dumbass (With Fish Graphic)
Funny Sign...Eat Like No One Is Watching. Or Dance. Whatever
Funny Sign...Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Funny Sign...Eat, Drink & Remarry
Funny Sign...Eat, Drink, Bitch & Be Merry
Funny Sign...Eat. Sleep. Bitch
Funny Sign...Empty Promises, Calculated Betrayal, Sociopathic Greed
Funny Sign...Enjoy
Funny Sign...Errors Have Been Made Others Will Be Blamed
Funny Sign...Even A Fish Wouldn't Get Into Trouble If He Kept His Mouth Shut
Funny Sign...Everyday There Are More And More I Add To The List Of People
Funny Sign...Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Own Opinion
Funny Sign...Excuse Me, Is Spring Coming Soon
Funny Sign...Excuse Me...Your Birdfeeder Is Empty
Funny Sign...Exercise! ...The Poor Man's Plastic Surgery
Funny Sign...Exercise? Oh...I Thought You Said Accessorize
Funny Sign...F*&K You And The Horse You Rode In On! No, Wait. Not The Horse
Funny Sign...Find X. (Triangle) Found It
Funny Sign...Fish Fear Me
Funny Sign...Fish Tremble When They Hear My Name
Funny Sign...Fish Tremble When They Hear My Name (Small)
Funny Sign...Fishing Vs. Sex - 20 Funny Comparisons
Funny Sign...Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple. The Other Two It's An Amusement Park
Funny Sign...Five Tips For A Woman
Funny Sign...Flavor Saver (Moustache)
Funny Sign...Fluent In Sarcasm
Funny Sign...For A Balanced Life You Need A Dog To Adore You And A Cat To Ignore You
Funny Sign...For Every Action There Is An Equal And Opposite Government Program
Funny Sign...For Fast Riders - We Have Fast Horses. For Slow Riders
Funny Sign...Forget The Dog...Beware Of Owner
Funny Sign...Former Princess Reigning Queen
Funny Sign...Fox News: The More You Watch, The Less You Know
Funny Sign...Frazzled
Funny Sign...Free Hot Air Here
Funny Sign...Free Hugs? Go Hug A Cactus
Funny Sign...Free Sarcasm Here
Funny Sign...Frequent Filer
Funny Sign...Friday Is My Second Favorite "F" Word
Funny Sign...Friends Are Therapists You Can Shop With
Funny Sign...Friends Don't Let Friends Dial Drunk
Funny Sign...Fughedaboutit
Funny Sign...Gardener's Motto - Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Work Like Hell And Fertilize
Funny Sign...Geek
Funny Sign...Get Your Dance On
Funny Sign...Girls Are Not Complicated. Seriously. How Hard It Is To Say
Funny Sign...Girls Just Want To Have Funds
Funny Sign...Give A Man A Fish, And He Will Eat For A Day. Teach Him How To Fish
Funny Sign...Give A Man A Fish, And He Will Eat For A Day
Funny Sign...Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else
Funny Sign...Go -- Yourself, You --- ----! When The Going Gets Tough
Funny Sign...Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here
Funny Sign...Go-To Guy
Funny Sign...God Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Don't Like
Funny Sign...God, I'm Really Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone
Funny Sign...Goeth Intercourse Thyself
Funny Sign...Good Morning Is An Oxymoron
Funny Sign...Good Morning Let The Stress Begin
Funny Sign...Got Chutzpah
Funny Sign...Got Hoops
Funny Sign...Got Snow
Funny Sign...Got Tools? They Better Not Be Mine
Funny Sign...Grand Poobah
Funny Sign...Growing Old Is Mandatory Growing Up Is Optional
Funny Sign...Guess Where I'm Tattooed
Funny Sign...Had To Call In Sick. My Arm's In A Cast
Funny Sign...Hard Work Has Definitely Killed People
Funny Sign...Have You Been Fun To Live With Today
Funny Sign...Have You Seen My Wiener? (Picture Of Dachshund)
Funny Sign...He Who Has The Fastest Cart Never Has A Bad Lie
Funny Sign...Heavily Medicated For Your Safety
Funny Sign...Hello? Mental Hospital? Yes, I Would Like To Reserve
Funny Sign...Help I'm On The Telephone And I Can't Shut Up
Funny Sign...Help Me Accept The Things The Salon Can Not Change
Funny Sign...Help! I'm On My Cell Phone And I Can't Shut Up
Funny Sign...Her Life, Like Her Hair, Had Become Unmanageable
Funny Sign...Her Majesty The Queen (With Crown Graphic)
Funny Sign...Holiday Inn
Funny Sign...Holla
Funny Sign...Home Is Where My Wi-Fi Connects Automatically
Funny Sign...Honest Criticism Is Hard To Take
Funny Sign...How About Less Talking And More Shut The Hell Up
Funny Sign...How Can I Control My Life If I Can't Control My Hair
Funny Sign...How Did All These People Get Younger Than Me
Funny Sign...How I See Math Word Problems: If You Have 4 Pencils, And I Have 7 Apples
Funny Sign...I Ate So Many Armadillos When I Was Young
Funny Sign...I Before E...Except When You Run A Feisty Heist
Funny Sign...I Believe Everything My Cowboy Boots Tell Me
Funny Sign...I Believe If I Wear Enough Beautiful Rings And Bracelets
Funny Sign...I Believe If You Wear Enough Eye Makeup You Will Fool Everyone
Funny Sign...I Believe If You Wear Enough Pretty Lipstick, Sparkly Jewelry
Funny Sign...I Believe If Your Boots Are Cool Enough
Funny Sign...I Believe In Catch & Release. In Other Words, You Can't
Funny Sign...I Believe My Purpose Here On Earth Is To Give Everyone
Funny Sign...I Bitch, Therefore I Am
Funny Sign...I Came, I Cast, I Kicked Bass
Funny Sign...I Came. I Mowed. I Kicked Grass
Funny Sign...I Came. I Saw. I Made A Sarcastic Remark
Funny Sign...I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Understand It For You
Funny Sign...I Can Only Please One Person Per Day - Today Is Not Your Day
Funny Sign...I Can See Clearly Now My Brain Is Gone
Funny Sign...I Can't Afford To Get A Disease That Isn't Diagnosable By Google
Funny Sign...I Can't Stand The Heat, And I'm Not In The Kitchen
Funny Sign...I Cleaned Last Week, Sorry You Missed It
Funny Sign...I Cook Using The 4 Food Groups: Bagged, Boxed, Canned & Frozen
Funny Sign...I Could Eat A Bowl Of Alphabet Soup And Shit Out A Better Argument Than That
Funny Sign...I Could Use An Extra Day Between Saturday And Sunday
Funny Sign...I Decided To Go For A Jog Today...As I Set Off I Heard Clapping
Funny Sign...I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey, If The Crown Fits
Funny Sign...I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey... If The Crown Fits! (Small)
Funny Sign...I Didn't Do It
Funny Sign...I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Going To Blame You
Funny Sign...I Do My Own Stunts
Funny Sign...I Do Not Have PMS. I Am A Bitch
Funny Sign...I Don't Care How Small That Spider Was. I Want It Dead
Funny Sign...I Don't Dance
Funny Sign...I Don't Deserve This Anonymity
Funny Sign...I Don't Do Mornings
Funny Sign...I Don't Give A Rat's Ass. (Picture Of Rat And Donkey)
Funny Sign...I Don't Have Hot Flashes. I Have Short, Private Vacations In The Tropics
Funny Sign...I Don't Have A Bucket List But My F@#K-It List Is About A Mile Long
Funny Sign...I Don't Mind The Commute. It's The Eight Hours In Between
Funny Sign...I Don't Necessarily Agree With Everything I Say
Funny Sign...I Don't Need Anger Management, I Need People To Stop Pissing Me Off
Funny Sign...I Don't Need Google, My Wife Knows Everything
Funny Sign...I Don't Need Sex The Government Screws Me Every Day
Funny Sign...I Don't Repeat Gossip So Listen Carefully The First Time
Funny Sign...I Don't Skinny Dip I Chunky Dunk
Funny Sign...I Don't Want To Brag Or Make Anybody Jealous Or Anything
Funny Sign...I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired
Funny Sign...I Don't Watch Soccer. If I Wanted To Watch Someone Struggle
Funny Sign...I Don't Work Out. If God Had Wanted Me To Bend Over
Funny Sign...I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Funny Sign...I Dream Of A World Where Chickens Can Cross The Road
Funny Sign...I Escape To Pinterest To Avoid All The Drama And Bad Grammar On Facebook
Funny Sign...I Feel A Sin Coming On
Funny Sign...I Feel Pretty, Therefore I Am
Funny Sign...I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Me
Funny Sign...I Fish Therefore I Am Not Here
Funny Sign...I Found This Humerus
Funny Sign...I Get More Cleaning Done In The Ten Minutes Before Someone Comes Over
Funny Sign...I Go The Extra Mile. Usually Because I'm Lost
Funny Sign...I Golf Therefore I Am Not Here
Funny Sign...I Googled Myself And Found Nothing
Funny Sign...I Hate When It's Dark And My Brain Is Like, "Hey
Funny Sign...I Hate When Someone Recommends I Get A Job Doing What I Love
Funny Sign...I Have 3 Sides... 1. The Quiet And Sweet Side. 2. The Fun & Crazy Side
Funny Sign...I Have An Inferiority Complex But It's Not A Very Good One
Funny Sign...I Have CDO - It's Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Order
Funny Sign...I Have Decided I No Longer Want To Be An Adult. So
Funny Sign...I Have More Issues Than A Magazine
Funny Sign...I Have No Idea What I Really Want
Funny Sign...I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Funny Sign...I Have PMS And ESP That Makes Me A Bitch That Knows Everything
Funny Sign...I Have Reason To Believe The Squirrels Are Mocking Me
Funny Sign...I Have To Stop Saying, 'How Stupid Can You Be?' Some People Are
Funny Sign...I Haven't Been Happy Since They Took Away My Long Straight Skis
Funny Sign...I Haven't Been Quite Right Since They Took My Blankie Away
Funny Sign...I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The Horrific
Funny Sign...I Keep Hitting The Escape Button But I'm Still Here
Funny Sign...I Kiss Better Than I Cook
Funny Sign...I Know I'm In My Own Little World, But It's Ok, They Know Me Here
Funny Sign...I Laughed So Hard The Tears Ran Down My Leg
Funny Sign...I Laughed So Hard The Tears Rolled Down My Leg
Funny Sign...I Like Big Nuts And I Can Not Lie. (Squirrel)
Funny Sign...I Listen To The Voices In My Closet
Funny Sign...I Listen To The Voices In My Jewelry Box
Funny Sign...I Love Hair Bands
Funny Sign...I Love Waving At Random People Because You Know
Funny Sign...I Maintain My Fat Ass So More People Can Kiss It
Funny Sign...I May Be Old But That's Ok...I Got To See All The Good Bands
Funny Sign...I May Look Calm, But In My Mind, I've Killed You Three Times
Funny Sign...I May Not Be Right, But I Can Sure Sound Like It
Funny Sign...I Meant To Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options
Funny Sign...I Need More Money And Power. And Less Shit From You People
Funny Sign...I Need My Garage Time
Funny Sign...I Never Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right
Funny Sign...I Never Remember Which Is Better...Safe, Or Sorry
Funny Sign...I Only Do What The Voices In My Wife's Head Tell Her To Tell Me To Do
Funny Sign...I Owe I Owe It's Off To Work I Go
Funny Sign...I Piss And Moan, Therefore I Am
Funny Sign...I Prefer Not To Think Before Speaking
Funny Sign...I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia
Funny Sign...I Put On Clean Underwear For This
Funny Sign...I Recycle Cowboys
Funny Sign...I Saw That. ~ Karma
Funny Sign...I Simply Can Not Handle The Amount Of Stupid That Is
Funny Sign...I Spend At Least 500% Of My Life Exaggerating
Funny Sign...I Started A New Exercise Routine. Every Day I Do
Funny Sign...I Started Out With Nothing I Still Have Most Of It Left
Funny Sign...I Think You're Suffering From A Lack Of Vitamin 'Me'
Funny Sign...I Think, Therefore I'm Single
Funny Sign...I Took An IQ Test. The Results Were Negative
Funny Sign...I Tried Being Good But I Got Bored
Funny Sign...I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Fat. Like Scales, Mirrors
Funny Sign...I Understand The Concepts Of Cooking And Cleaning
Funny Sign...I Used To Be A People Person. But People Ruined That For Me
Funny Sign...I Used To Have Money. Now I Have Horses
Funny Sign...I Want What I Want And I Want It Delivered
Funny Sign...I Wanted To Work Out, But Then I Wanted To Not Workout More
Funny Sign...I Was Addicted To The Hokey Pokey But I Turned Myself Around
Funny Sign...I Was In The Beauty Shop For Nearly Two Hours
Funny Sign...I Was Wrong Once; I Thought I Made A Mistake
Funny Sign...I Wasn't Born In The South, But I Got Here As Fast As I Could
Funny Sign...I Will Not Keep Calm. I Will Raise Hell And Break Shit
Funny Sign...I Will Not Yell In Class. I Will Not Throw Things In Class
Funny Sign...I Will See Your Sarcasm And Raise You Some Sass
Funny Sign...I Wish I Had The Courage To Drunk Text You When I'm Sober
Funny Sign...I Wish Morgan Freeman Narrated My Life
Funny Sign...I Wonder How Much I Can Get Away With And Still Go To Heaven
Funny Sign...I Wonder If Clouds Ever Look Down On Us And Say
Funny Sign...I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have A Better Life
Funny Sign...I Work Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life
Funny Sign...I Work Hard So My Horse Can Have A Better Life
Funny Sign...I Would Rather Be Sitting On A Toilet With No Toilet Paper
Funny Sign...I Yell Because I Care
Funny Sign...I'd Be 100% More Motivated If Samuel L. Jackson Yelled
Funny Sign...I'd Explain It To You, But I'm Out Of Puppets And Crayons
Funny Sign...I'd Rather Be In A Boat With A Drink On The Rocks
Funny Sign...I'd Rather Be Riding My Scooter
Funny Sign...I'd Rather Be Sleeping
Funny Sign...I'll Rest When I'm Dead
Funny Sign...I'll Worry About Getting Old When I Stop Looking So Damn Good
Funny Sign...I'm A Beautician Not A Magician
Funny Sign...I'm A Condescending Prick
Funny Sign...I'm Afraid My Train Of Thought Has Left The Station
Funny Sign...I'm All Out Of F@#Ks To Give, But Here's A Rat's Ass
Funny Sign...I'm Currently Having An Out Of Office Experience
Funny Sign...I'm Having An Out-Of-Money Experience
Funny Sign...I'm Kind Of A Big Deal
Funny Sign...I'm Much Too Young To Be This Old
Funny Sign...I'm Multi-Talented. I Can Talk And Piss You Off At The Same Time
Funny Sign...I'm Not 40-Something, I'm 39.95 Plus Shipping And Handling
Funny Sign...I'm Not A Pessimist - I'm An Optimist With Experience
Funny Sign...I'm Not A Proctologist...But I Know An Asshole When I See One
Funny Sign...I'm Not Addicted To Reading. I Can Quit
Funny Sign...I'm Not Always Right, But When I Am, It's Usually All The Time
Funny Sign...I'm Not Always This Funny
Funny Sign...I'm Not Bald, I'm A Person Of Scalp
Funny Sign...I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing
Funny Sign...I'm Not Fat. I'm Just So Freakin' Sexy It Overflows
Funny Sign...I'm Not Gaining Weight, I'm Living Large
Funny Sign...I'm Not Here For A Long Time, I'm Here For A Good Time
Funny Sign...I'm Not Insulting You, I'm Describing You
Funny Sign...I'm Not Irish, But I Hope To Get Lucky
Funny Sign...I'm Not Lazy I'm Cat-Like
Funny Sign...I'm Not Mean, You're Just A Sissy
Funny Sign...I'm Not Messy, I'm Creative
Funny Sign...I'm Not Old. I'm Olde
Funny Sign...I'm Not Really A Bitch. I Just Play One In Your Life
Funny Sign...I'm Not Saying I'm Batman...But Have You Ever Seen
Funny Sign...I'm Not Moody, Disorganized, Or Self-Absorbed. I'm Artistic
Funny Sign...I'm Not Saying Let's Go Kill All The Stupid People
Funny Sign...I'm Not Saying You're Stupid. I'm Just Saying You've Got Bad Luck
Funny Sign...I'm Not Short I'm Fun Size
Funny Sign...I'm Not Short, I'm A People Mcnugget
Funny Sign...I'm Not Sure How Many Problems I Have, Because Math Is One Of Them
Funny Sign...I'm Not Sure If Life Is Passing Me By Or Trying To Run Me Over
Funny Sign...I'm Not With Stupid Anymore
Funny Sign...I'm On A Boat
Funny Sign...I'm Pretty Sure If Your Hair, Nails, And Shoes Kick Ass
Funny Sign...I'm Really Skinny Now, Just On A Different Planet
Funny Sign...I'm Right 97% Of The Time. Who Cares About The Other 4%
Funny Sign...I'm Schizophrenic And So Am I
Funny Sign...I'm Sick Of Being My Wife's Arm Candy
Funny Sign...I'm So Broke I Can't Pay Attention
Funny Sign...I'm So Busy, I Don't Know If I Found A Rope Or Lost My Horse
Funny Sign...I'm So Far Behind I Think I'm In First
Funny Sign...I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
Funny Sign...I'm Sorry. You Seem To Have Mistaken Me For A Woman Who Will Take Your Shit
Funny Sign...I'm Still Hot...It Just Comes In Flashes Now
Funny Sign...I'm The Boss! My Wife Said I Could Be
Funny Sign...I'm Too Old For This Shit
Funny Sign...I'm Too Old To Even Pretend To Care Anymore
Funny Sign...I'm Working Here Until A Good Fast Food Job Opens Up
Funny Sign...I'm Working On It, So Please F@#K Off
Funny Sign...I've Been Dieting All Morning, Am I Skinny Yet
Funny Sign...I've Got More Problems Than A One-Way Freight Train
Funny Sign...I've Met A Few Pricks In My Life, But You My Friend
Funny Sign...I've Reached The Age Where All I Exercise Is Caution
Funny Sign...I've Turned Procrastination Into An Art Form
Funny Sign...I, Bitch
Funny Sign...If A Man Speaks In The Middle Of A Forest
Funny Sign...If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport
Funny Sign...If At First You Don't Succeed Skydiving's Not For You
Funny Sign...If At First You Don't Succeed, Deny That You Were Trying At All
Funny Sign...If Being In My Pajamas By 7PM Is Wrong, Then I Don't Want To Be Right
Funny Sign...If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories, I Wouldn't Have To Exercise
Funny Sign...If I Can't Be A Good Example Then I'll Have To Be A Horrible Warning
Funny Sign...If I Can't Build It, Fix It, Or Drive It, It Must Not Be Important
Funny Sign...If I Can't Fix It, It Must Not Be Broken
Funny Sign...If I Don't Have It, He Don't Need It
Funny Sign...If I Had A Brain I Would Take It Out And Play With It
Funny Sign...If I Only Had A Tiara And Nice Cape I Could Rule The World
Funny Sign...If I Smell Like Peppermint, I Gave My Horse Treats. If I Smell
Funny Sign...If I Spent My Time Working-Out Instead Of Pinning, I Wouldn't Need
Funny Sign...If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I'd Shit On
Funny Sign...If I Were A Dinosaur, They'd Call Me Badassaurus
Funny Sign...If I Were You I'd Turn Back Now
Funny Sign...If Idiots Grew On Trees, This Place Would Be An Orchard
Funny Sign...If It Has Tires Or Testicles It's Gonna Give You Trouble
Funny Sign...If It Has Tits Or Tires It's Gonna Cost You Money
Funny Sign...If It Requires Pants And/or A Bra, It's Not Happening Today
Funny Sign...If It Weren't For My Mood Swings I Wouldn't Get Any Exercise
Funny Sign...If It Weren't For The Last Minute Nothing Would Ever Get Done
Funny Sign...If Life Gives You Melons, You Might Be Dyslexic
Funny Sign...If My Dog Doesn't Like You, I Don't Like You
Funny Sign...If Only Closed Minds Came With Closed Mouths
Funny Sign...If Someone Is Wearing Camouflage, Make Sure To Walk
Funny Sign...If The Broom Fits, Ride It
Funny Sign...If The Phone Rings, Tell Them You're On The Other Line
Funny Sign...If The Shoe Fits, Buy It In Every Color
Funny Sign...If We Are What We Eat, Then I'm Cheap, Fast, And Easy
Funny Sign...If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard
Funny Sign...If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire
Funny Sign...If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire (Tile)
Funny Sign...If You Are Smoking In This House You Had Better Be On Fire
Funny Sign...If You Can Read This Sign You Are In Range
Funny Sign...If You Can't Drill It, Saw It, Or Sand It, Then Forget It
Funny Sign...If You Can't Run With The Big Dogs Then Stay On The Porch
Funny Sign...If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Next To Me
Funny Sign...If You Can't Stand The Heat Don't Tickle The Dragon
Funny Sign...If You Can't Stand The Heat, Don't Tickle The Dragon (Large)
Funny Sign...If You Do A Foolish Thing Do It Like You Mean It
Funny Sign...If You Don't Mind, My Sparkly Belt Is Gonna Do All The Talkin'
Funny Sign...If You Don’'t Knock It Off I'm Calling Santa
Funny Sign...If You Find Yourself In A Hole The First Thing To Do Is Stop Digging
Funny Sign...If You Haven't Grown Up By Age 50 You Don't Have To
Funny Sign...If You Lend Someone $20 And Never See That Person Again
Funny Sign...If You Must Choose Between Two Evils
Funny Sign...If You Raise The Bar High Enough You Can Walk Right Under It
Funny Sign...If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie
Funny Sign...If You Think I'm A Witch, You Should Meet My Sister
Funny Sign...If You Think Nobody Cares If You're Alive, Try Missing A Couple Of Car Payments
Funny Sign...If You Want To Write An App That Makes Fun Of Apps, There's An App For That
Funny Sign...If You're Going To Kick Ass, You Need Kickass Shoes
Funny Sign...If You're Lucky Enough To Be In The Hot Tub You're Lucky Enough
Funny Sign...If You're Single And You Know It, Pet Your Cat
Funny Sign...If You're Waiting For A Sign, This Is It
Funny Sign...If Your Cell Phone Is Ringing In Here It Had Better Be
Funny Sign...Immature: A Word Often Used By Boring People To Describe Fun People
Funny Sign...In Man Years, My Husband Is Only 6
Funny Sign...In Our Home No Shoes May Roam
Funny Sign...In Our Marriage Everything Is 50-50
Funny Sign...In The Event Of A Zombie Uprising...Remember To Sever The Head
Funny Sign...Inner Peace Through Impulse Purchasing
Funny Sign...Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering
Funny Sign...Instead Of "Have A Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying
Funny Sign...Instead Of "Single," I Prefer To Say I'm "Independently
Funny Sign...Irish Blessing - As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life
Funny Sign...Irony - The Opposite Of Wrinkly
Funny Sign...Irritation Alert
Funny Sign...Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Me
Funny Sign...Is It Time For A Road Trip
Funny Sign...Is This The Rowdy Section
Funny Sign...It Ain't Easy Being The Queen Of Everything
Funny Sign...It All Comes Out In The Wash
Funny Sign...It Is What It Is
Funny Sign...It Is What It Is (Vertical)
Funny Sign...It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do
Funny Sign...It Takes A Lot Of Talent To Get A Month Behind In One Day
Funny Sign...It Takes A Village Idiot
Funny Sign...It Takes Skill To Trip Over Flat Surfaces
Funny Sign...It Took Me 5 Minutes To Write That Text, And All You Send Back
Funny Sign...It Was Me. I Let The Dogs Out
Funny Sign...It Wasn't Me
Funny Sign...It's A Beautiful Day Outside According To This Live Webcam
Funny Sign...It's A Trap (Image Of Admiral Ackbar)
Funny Sign...It's All About Me
Funny Sign...It's All About Me (Small)
Funny Sign...It's All About The Bag
Funny Sign...It's All About The Shoes
Funny Sign...It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses A Nut
Funny Sign...It's All Good
Funny Sign...It's All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shits
Funny Sign...It's Better To Be Late, Than To Arrive Ugly
Funny Sign...It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To
Funny Sign...It's Good To Be King
Funny Sign...It's Good To Be Queen
Funny Sign...It's Hard To Be A Woman. You Must Think Like A Man
Funny Sign...It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything
Funny Sign...It's Hard To Be Optimistic When Your Fat Pants Are Tight
Funny Sign...It's Just One Dam Project After Another! (Beaver Graphic)
Funny Sign...It's Not What You Do It's Who You Do
Funny Sign...It's Not Whether You Win Or Lose, But How You Place The Blame
Funny Sign...It's Not Who's Right, But Who's Left
Funny Sign...It's Ok To Have Too Much Fun
Funny Sign...It's What I Do
Funny Sign...Jamaican Me Crazy
Funny Sign...Jenius
Funny Sign...Just Be Happy I'm Not A Twin
Funny Sign...Just Because I Don't Care, Doesn't Mean I'm Not Listening
Funny Sign...Just Because I Slept With You Last Night Doesn't Mean
Funny Sign...Just Chuck It In The F#%K-It Bucket
Funny Sign...Just Deal
Funny Sign...Just Sayin'
Funny Sign...Justify. Rationalize. Minimalize. Who Needs Reality Anyways
Funny Sign...Karaoke Free Zone
Funny Sign...Keep Calm And Ask Your Mom
Funny Sign...Keep Calm And Go For A Run
Funny Sign...Keep Calm And Just Agree With Me
Funny Sign...Keep Calm You're Just High
Funny Sign...Kickin' It Nerd-Style
Funny Sign...Kindly Control Yourself
Funny Sign...Kiss Me I'm Irish
Funny Sign...Lack Of Planning On Your Part Does Not Constitute An Emergency
Funny Sign...Ladies, If A Man Says He'll Do Something, He'll Do It
Funny Sign...Laugh At Your Problems. . .Everyone Else Does
Funny Sign...Laundry Gathers Here
Funny Sign...Laundry Room...Drop Your Drawers Here
Funny Sign...Laundry Rules: Empty Your Pockets
Funny Sign...Laundry...Pretreat...Today ~ Sort...Tomorrow ~ Wash...Later
Funny Sign...Lead Me Not Into Temptation For I Can Find It Myself
Funny Sign...Lead Me Not Into Temptation...Oh Who Am I Kidding! Follow Me
Funny Sign...Let It Snow! Somewhere Else
Funny Sign...Let Me Just Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem
Funny Sign...Let That Sparkly Belt Do All The Talkin'
Funny Sign...Let Your Boots Do The Talkin'
Funny Sign...Let's Eat Grandma. Let's Eat, Grandma. Commas Save Lives
Funny Sign...Let's Enjoy The Gorgeous Summer Weather Before It
Funny Sign...Let's Get This Party Started
Funny Sign...Let's Have An Ass Slappin' Good Time
Funny Sign...Let's Settle This Like Adults (Rock, Paper, Scissors)
Funny Sign...Life Is A Beat, Dance To It
Funny Sign...Life Is A Game Football Is Serious
Funny Sign...Life Is A Game Hockey Is Serious
Funny Sign...Life Is A Game Hunting Is Serious
Funny Sign...Life Is A Game Soccer Is Serious
Funny Sign...Life Is A Game, Golf Is Serious
Funny Sign...Life Is A Witch Then You Fly
Funny Sign...Life Is All About Ass
Funny Sign...Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor
Funny Sign...Life Is Short. Eat Dessert First
Funny Sign...Life Needs More Green Lights
Funny Sign...Life's A Hoot! (With Owl Graphic)
Funny Sign...Life's Better With Sparkle
Funny Sign...Life's Just Too Short To Wear Boring Jewelry
Funny Sign...Life's So Short And You Never Know What's Coming Around The Corner
Funny Sign...Live Dangerously...Run With Scissors
Funny Sign...Live It Up! You're Only Middle-Aged Once
Funny Sign...Livin' The Dream
Funny Sign...Lol
Funny Sign...Lord, Keep Your Arm Around My Shoulder And Your Hand Over My Mouth...Amen
Funny Sign...Love Is Like A Fart, If You Have To Force It, It's Probably Shit
Funny Sign...Live Life! Eat Ice Cream And Run Naked
Funny Sign...Live, Love, Laugh & Bitch
Funny Sign...Love Stinks (Skunk Graphic)
Funny Sign...Make Today Amazeballs
Funny Sign...Make Your Own Damn Dinner
Funny Sign...Make-Up Sex - It's Worth Fighting For
Funny Sign...Man Law - Never Give Up The Garage
Funny Sign...Man Law - Real Men Bet On Anything They Can
Funny Sign...Man Law - When Watching Football You Must Always
Funny Sign...Maniacal Laugh... Maniacal Laugh
Funny Sign...Manicure (Noun) Paying $30 To Get Made Fun Of In A Different Language
Funny Sign...Manure Happens
Funny Sign...Manure Occureth
Funny Sign...Many People Have Eaten My Cooking & Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
Funny Sign...Marriage Was Invented So You Don't Have To Argue With Strangers
Funny Sign...Master Of My Domain
Funny Sign...May Those Who Love Us Love Us, And Those Who Don't Love Us
Funny Sign...May Your Dreams Come True And Your Dragons Be Few
Funny Sign...May Your Stuffing Be Tasty & Your Turkey Be Plump
Funny Sign...Meddle Thee Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For Thou Art Crunchy
Funny Sign...Meh
Funny Sign...Men Are From Mars Women Are From Visa
Funny Sign...Men Are Like Floor Tiles
Funny Sign...Men, If You Can't Control You Woman, Then You've
Funny Sign...Mirror Mirror On The Wall
Funny Sign...Mirror Mirror On The Wall, What The Hell Happened
Funny Sign...Mirror Mirror On The Wall...What The Hell Happened
Funny Sign...Mirror Mirror, Shiny Glass, Tell Me That Is Not My Ass
Funny Sign...Mom's Ten Commandments
Funny Sign...Money Talks, Mine Says Goodbye
Funny Sign...Moody With A Chance Of Crabby
Funny Sign...Motto To Live By...Cowboy And Horse
Funny Sign...Motto To Live By...General
Funny Sign...Moustaches
Funny Sign...Moxy Is Good
Funny Sign...My Boots Made Me Do It
Funny Sign...Mr. Right & Mrs. Always Right
Funny Sign...My Barn My Rules
Funny Sign...My Book Club Can Kick Your Book Club's Ass
Funny Sign...Mudroom - The Dirt Stops Here
Funny Sign...My Cowboy Boots Want To Party
Funny Sign...My Dentist Told Me I Needed A Crown. And I Was Like
Funny Sign...My Doctor Said I Needed Glasses
Funny Sign...My Frickin' Gold Star (Star Graphic)
Funny Sign...My House Is A Mess But My Homepage Looks Fantastic
Funny Sign...My Idea Of A Stressful Job Is One Where You Have To
Funny Sign...My Indian Name Is She Who Must Be Obeyed
Funny Sign...My Indian Name Is Shops For Shoes
Funny Sign...My Indian Name Is Sleeps With Dogs
Funny Sign...My Indian Name Is Walks With Poop. (With Dog And Leash)
Funny Sign...My Inner Child Needs A Spankin'
Funny Sign...My Life Broken Down Into Segments... (Funny Chart)
Funny Sign...My Life Feels Like A Test I Didn't Study For. And
Funny Sign...My Life Is Going Downhill. (Skiing Silhouette)
Funny Sign...My Memory Is Really Good...It's Just Really Short
Funny Sign...My Mind Is Like Lightning...A Brilliant Flash And It's Gone
Funny Sign...My Neighbors Listen To Awesome Music - They Have No Choice
Funny Sign...My Next Husband Will Be Normal
Funny Sign...My Other Car Is A Broom
Funny Sign...My Pinterest Is More Organized Than My Life
Funny Sign...My Swimsuit Told Me To Go To The Gym Today
Funny Sign...My Therapist Says I'm In Denial. As If That Could Ever Happen
Funny Sign...My Therapist Thinks I'm Too Judgemental. But That's Because He's An Idiot
Funny Sign...My Three Unwritten Rules - 1. 2. 3
Funny Sign...My Vices Are Devices
Funny Sign...My Windows Aren't Dirty, That's Just My Dog's Nose Art
Funny Sign...My Yoda Sign, This Is
Funny Sign...National Sarcasm Society (Like We Need Your Support)
Funny Sign...Naughty Or Nice
Funny Sign...Naughty Or Nice? Decisions, Decisions
Funny Sign...Never Approach A Bull From The Front, A Horse From The Rear
Funny Sign...Never Ever, Ever, Ever Test Your Wife's Memory. Ever
Funny Sign...Never Put Off Till Tomorrow What You Can Ignore Entirely
Funny Sign...Never Stick Your Leg Over The Edge Of The Bed Because
Funny Sign...Never Trust An Atom, They Make Up Everything
Funny Sign...Never Underestimate The Power Of Sparkly Stuff
Funny Sign...Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
Funny Sign...Nevermind (Phrase) You Were Too Stupid To Understand
Funny Sign...Nice Rack! (Picture Of Moose)
Funny Sign...No Chunky Dunkin'
Funny Sign...No Dancin' On The Tables With Yer Spurs On
Funny Sign...No Divas Allowed
Funny Sign...No Fun Allowed Here
Funny Sign...No One Suspects The Short Ones
Funny Sign...No Peeing Off The Porch
Funny Sign...No Pissy Attitudes
Funny Sign...No Solicitation No Politics No Proselytizing No Fundraisers
Funny Sign...No Soliciting - We Are Too Broke To Buy Anything
Funny Sign...No Soliciting - We Shoot Every Other Solicitor And One Just Left
Funny Sign...No Such Thing As Too Much Bling
Funny Sign...No Vacancy
Funny Sign...No Whining
Funny Sign...No, I Don't Want To Come To Your Dog's Birthday Party
Funny Sign...None Of My Yoga Pants Have Ever Been To Yoga
Funny Sign...Nope, Not Today
Funny Sign...Normal Around Here Is Just A Setting On The Dryer
Funny Sign...Not Everybody Can Be The Queen...Some Of You Have To
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